The Age of Black Magic: Step Four

Obtain relics of the Trump dynasty.

Celebrities love giving out signed photographs of themselves and the Trumps are no different. This gives us an opportunity to accumulate a hoard of relics which can be used in numerous ways to cause confusion, suffering, and misfortune to our patients.

Your homework is to write out requests to several of the Trump family members under different names (and different addresses as well, if you can manage it) to gain multiple copies of signed photographs for as many of the Trumps as you wish.

You need more than one of each because you’re going to do different things to each, and some will be ruined or destroyed by the process.

No, just printing JPEGs won’t cut it. Sorry.

You should write a plausibly flattering but short letter of support to each, comment graciously but not obsequiously and ask for a signed photo to add to your collection. Arouse no suspicion for yourself or for others engaged in similar activities.

You may be asking at this point why not just focus on the President Elect alone? I will explain that in a future post.




Donald Jr, Eric, and Barron probably can be reached similarly regarding Ivanka.

Mike Pence

I have not yet discerned how to obtain an autograph from Jared Kushner. Let me know if you figure that out and I shall append it to a future post.

Also, someone requested we bring George Soros onto the buffet table of woe. If that’s up your alley, here’s his mailing address *and* a convenient map which can be used in other wicked ways.

I don’t think he’s an evil mastermind that Right Wing media claims; but I don’t like him, and he needs to facilitate topsoil fertilization sooner than later. Or at least be neutralized in some capacity.

One can also obtain autographed items by buying them from and similar resources, but that obviously tends to be more expensive.

These are not the only kinds of relics but the easiest for people to obtain. People in the proximity of a Trump property can also take a non-digital photo (an old disposable camera, or a modern instant camera work nicely) of a Trump property logo will also be effective.

I’m sure you can come up with lots of other ideas, but my own experience indicates that digitization mutes the effects of sympathetic magic somewhat, to varying degrees between individuals.

Go forth and prepare for mayhem!

The Age of Black Magic: Step Three

Manufacture large amounts of Dead Water.

If you don’t have an ancestral altar, I can recommend the following book:

While some are not naturals with regards to necromantic sorcery, lots of people put out offerings like candles, candies and water for their deceased relatives. You will need some version of this for several steps forthcoming, so that’s something you want to set up right away. (Some of you may have had ancestors who who were soldiers or patriots or politicians, or simply people who would have found the Trump Dynasty objectionable. Objects belonging to them or pictures of them may be of uncommon value in this instance.)

When spirits visit the altar space and feed upon the offerings, they actually absorb the life-giving properties from them and what’s left over is a kind of sponge for luck and vitality, primed to restore that equilibrium from anything they touch.

It looks like normal water, but it’s a magical poison.

Which is why you normally throw away that stuff after about a week, and any spillage has to be cleaned up with Florida Water or something similar.

Or, you can concentrate that stuff by letting it evaporate in pans, then stored in glass bottles, and eventually loaded into spring water bottles or squirt guns, and used as a weapon on relics, people or buildings. Or you can trick rotten people to drink it, or boil food in it.

I call this stuff Dead Water or Anti-Water.

It’s not nearly as strong as Seven Suicide Soil, but a lot easier to manufacture. And it just looks like ordinary water, so it’s sneaky. So, get going on that.

The Age of Black Magic: Step Two

Render the United States Secret Service befuddled, paralyzed and lethargic with a freezer spell.

The difficulty here is to find a really good relic. Other than getting something from their gift shop on the cheap, I encourage you go on eBay and obtain a used United States Secret Service Challenge Coin. That’s a nice good personal concern and a symbol of excellence for the agency.

You are going to do some bad things to it.

Next, brew yourself some nice poppy tea. Leaves or seeds or both, for confusion and lethargy. Add a splash of warm milk to make them sleepy. Then a few drops of your urine to dominate them. Use your lucky number for those drops. (Some would perhaps add a petition paper, but I’d hold off on that for now.)

Put everything in a jar about 3/4ths full and stuff that in the back of your freezer.

You may wish some reassurance at this point that the aim here isn’t to soften up the defenses of the institutions which defend the President against assassination.

Be reassured. If Trump were to expire, he would be replaced by someone worse. Our aim is far more strategic and mischievous. And scary.

Stay tuned.

The Age of Black Magic: Step One

Obtain dirt from the graves of seven young people who have committed suicide because of the election of Donald Trump.

In combination this material will be one of the most powerful weapons in your arsenal. These restless spirits will be your shock troops. They will be eager to work for you, against the administration especially.

One can substitute crematory ashes, or soil from those who have died as a consequence of the administration’s policies.

Put the kids to work; pay their graves. They are not your interns.

I list this first because it is a difficult project and may take years and collaboration to accomplish.