Fashion and other alterations of the appearance are mind-altering substances, for both the wearer and the witness. This is magnified in the context of magic, and magic itself is amplified through these.
On Saturday, February 18th at 1:30pm–
Eat Me: Magical Recipes in Medieval Astrological Magic
Though better known for the creation of talismans, medieval and Renaissance astrological magic texts contain further recipes and instructions. Many are intended to be consumed, buried, or burned, with numerous purposes and means of creation. Yet they all point towards a forgotten view of the universe and magic. From counting olive pips to cure illnesses to the creation of wax talismans or incense pills for evocation and influence, such mysteries depend on the philosophies of Al Kindi and his contemporaries. Explore how the outlook of the ancients can enhance our spiritual practices.
On Thursday, February 23rd at 8:30pm–
Astrological talismans from the Scholastic Image Magic tradition often seem as challenging to make as they are powerful. After electing the window of time in which a talisman can be created, one must confect incenses, select appropriate sigils, and obtain tools and materials for the talismans. We will discuss how to create a talismanic laboratory, the process of practical considerations including choosing the best combinations, knowing which substitutions do and don’t work, and time and money saving strategies. Take the theory of talismans into real life creations and applications.
On Friday, February 24th at 4:00pm–
About Time: Basic Chart Calculation
Invaluable to numerous systems of magic, the astrological horoscope is a Swiss army knife for divination, classical medicine, and much else. One of the most advanced achievements of the ancient world, the horoscope can often be perplexing for beginners. This class will focus on the basics of erecting a horoscope chart. We will attempt to demystify the process and render the math easy, while also explaining the essentials of its parts, some of history of its development, and the rationale of the chart from the traditional (pre-1750 AD) perspective.
On Saturday February 25th at 4:00pm–
Fearless Magical Protection
It’s a jungle out there. In most magical systems one of the first things you are taught is basic protection against spiritual attacks, and for good reason. A magical life is a perilous one at times. As you become more proficient, the need for protection grows and takes new forms. This class will survey practical methods of protection from a variety of spiritual systems and methodologies. Some of these techniques are unpublished anywhere and likely to be unfamiliar, but have proven very effective. Magical protection will help secure your success.
I have entered this decade at last and finally tried sriracha sauce this morning, and liked it.
But this being me, I quickly came up with four potential magical uses for sriracha.
Let’s start off with ingredients of normal sriracha: Jalapeño Peppers, Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Vinegar, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Bisulfite, Xanthan Gum.
#1 Hot Footing Into Hot Mouthing: Now, to lay a Hot Foot down on someone in Hoodoo is a curse which causes someone to become so restless they wander the world until they die. Lucky Mojo’s Hot Foot Powder “…a proprietary blend of Red Pepper, sulphur, salt, and essential oils that include Black Pepper and other herbal extracts.”
Since red peppers and salt are already ingredients in sriracha, all you need is to add black pepper, sulfur, and your other favorite cursing ingredients in small amounts, mix it up, and put it back in the bottle.
Since the application is to the mouth rather than the feet, it might work differently– perhaps force the person to confess their lies and betrayals to anyone within earshot. (A tiny scrolled up petition paper put in the bottle would help that along rather nicely.)
Then you can surreptitiously replace the bottle with your target’s sriracha when visiting their home. Perhaps add it to a meal as flavoring and serve it to them.
Perhaps you can write your wish in script using the nozzle, making a cross on the plate like a Hoodoo petition paper, and serve food on top of it– the food obscuring the sriracha text. You could have JohnSmith crossing RevealAllLies below a nice pork pie.
What fun if you can serve him this special dish at a big dinner party where many disclosures would have a significant impact!
#2 Goofering Their Guts: Now, suppose you’re feeling extra naughty and you want someone to get sick or die.
Turn that bottle of sriracha into a deadly condiment as Goofer Sauce: Lucky Mojo’s Goofer Dust “Recipes for making it vary, but it is almost always a mixture of simple natural ingredients, usually including Graveyard Dirt, powdered sulphur (which can give it a yellowish colour) and salt. Subsidiary ingredients may include powdered snake heads or snake skin ‘sheds,’ red pepper, black pepper, powdered bones, powdered insects or snails, and greyish, powdery-surfaced herbs such as mullein and sage. In the past, some formulas for Goofer Dust included anvil dust, the fine black iron detritus found around a blacksmith’s anvil.”
Just take small amounts of the ingredients which you like that aren’t already in sriracha and grind them up and mix them in. Deploy in a manner similar to Method #1.
#3 Tangy Temperament: People misunderstand the system of Elements. It’s about the experience of the four which determines their presence, so that something which tastes extremely spicy and hot has the same amount of the Fire Element in it as a blazing fireplace.
In Traditional Medicine– by which I mean what came before Modern Medicine and even Alternative Medicine– and includes Ayurvedic Medicine– you use fiery foods for specific conditions, most particularly assisting weight loss.
I can attest to the fact that using spicy relishes has helped me get over weight loss plateaus when nothing else has.
I can also confirm this works great with #4 for health conditions of all kinds.
#4 Talismanic Teamup: One of my own innovations is combining talismans with other materials: Usually magical but not exclusively. A select few are food based.
The way it works is that if you put an astrological talisman in the proximity of a material that falls somewhat or fully under its celestial hierarchy, it wildly magnifies the power of the previously mundane material. It’s called “receptivity” in Picatrix. But if you put a supercharged material into your body, then you become flooded with power in a manner wearing a talisman alone cannot do. (It’s part of the rationale of planetary dieting described in Picatrix) You are making your body temporarily more receptive to stellar rays of a particular hierarchy. Combining that with a talisman rather than a petition is also very strong.
For example I’ve made Solar potions by making small Sun talismans and dropping them into bottles of Goldschlagger, Antares potions by dropping talismans into Fernet Branca, and a few others. That’s because Goldschlagger is a cinnamon liqueur and that herb is Solar, it has gold flecks and that metal is Solar, and things which are sweet and spicy are Solar– so it all lines up. Fernet Branca is different, because it contains saffron and that is an herb of Antares according to Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa. Drinking my Solar potion gives one courage, luck in money, leadership abilities, health and vigor. Drinking my Antares potion protects against demons, makes one eloquent and more physically attractive.
So… the question becomes how to apply that to sriracha sauce?
Well, the choice most people would make would be to drop a strong Mars talisman into the bottle and shake it up, and add that to food for skill in combat and defense against physical or metaphysical threats.
Of course, one can use an afflicted and weak Mars talisman and do the same to make a really vicious cursing sauce to put into someone’s food.
But that’s actually not what I’d do.
I think the rooster on the bottle is a big deal, and makes the whole artifact of a bottle of sriracha strongly Solar and appropriate for strong Sun talismanic placement. The rooster crows at dawn, when the Sun is on the Ascendant.
Peppers specifically may be Martial but they’re more generally fiery as is the Sun, and the overall flavor of sriracha sauce is spicy-sour and sweet– and that enlivening specifically ought be deemed Solar. It wakes you right up, in a more pleasant way than a truly hot pepper– that would be solely Martial because it is more irritating than invigorating. As William Lilly says on Solar flavors: “a mixture of sour and sweet together, or aromatic flavor, being a little bitter and astringent, but altogether comforting and a little sharp.”
Furthermore, I should note that the bottle’s body is red because of the sauce, but the tip is green to make the whole resemble a pepper. Red and green in combination are especially Solar because at dawn the Sun usually looks red, but occasionally it flashes green at dawn. (That, incidentally, is why peridot is a very Solar gemstone. In certain lights it alternates between green and gold colors.)
When it comes to the celestial receptivity of a food, condiment or beverage, one can go with ingredients, flavor, symbology of the item as a whole or a combination thererof. All are effective in magic.
12/18/2016 Addendum: In addition to talismans using food and drink for as a vector for extending the reach of the talisman, the reverse also is effective. Herbal remedies which fall under a celestial hierarchy when stored with an appropriate SIM talisman also become more potent. Foods become more nourishing, sweets become tastier, garnishes become more attractive, and so on.
This was originally posted to Facebook on December 15th 2011.
Take a small grit sized lodestone and add it to a white candle dressed with Spirit Guide Oil, and sprinkle the stone with iron filings. Ask the stone to draw to you a powerful benevolent teaching spirit.
Dress a yellow candle with Master Oil or a red candle with Master Key Oil, and add Master of the Woods and/or any other herb signifying what you wish to learn.
Place the former candle on your necromantic altar and the latter near your reading desk or computer, and light them.
When you next sleep, you will have a visitation. Keep a pen and notebook near your bed, so you can quickly transcribe all that you have learned upon awakening before it fades from memory.
A lecture and reading covering the ethos and practices of black magic, a survey of curse methods, and dark paganism– a term which he coined in the early 1990s. (It is a fusion of elements from the PantheaCon lecture of the same name from 2008, the Secret Sequel lecture from 2009, and some unique material.)
Like several lectures during this period, the audio is imperfect. Please accept my apologies.
Part of Clifford Hartleigh Low’s lecture about the deeper ethics, strategy, and practice of curses, black magic and dark paganism. The omitted portion of the lecture was recorded without audio due to technical issues.
Jewish numerology is different from those developed in other ethno-religious cultures, and it does have some key magical connotations which should be paid attention to.
- Keter: Crown. The Sphere of the Primum Mobile. “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.” The Plague of the Slaying of the Firstborn.
- Khokmah: Wisdom. The Sphere of the Fixed Stars. “You shall not make for yourself a carved image– any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them…” The Plague of Locusts.
- Binah: Understanding. The Sphere of Saturn. “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.” The Plague of Fiery Hail. Seder Tohorot (Purities.)
- Khesed: Kindness. The Sphere of Jupiter. “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy…” The Plague of Boils. Seder Kodashim (Holy Things.)
- Gevurah: Severity.The Sphere of Mars. “You shall not murder.” The Plague of Pestilence. Seder Nezikin (Damages.)
- Tifaret: Beauty. The Sphere of Sun. “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.” (The 5th and 6th Commandments are flipped for some reason.) The Plague of Wild Beasts.
- Netzakh: Eternity. The Sphere of Venus. “You shall not commit adultery.” The Plague of Lice. Seder Nashim (Women.)
- Hod: Splendor. The Sphere of Mercury. “You shall not steal.” The Plague of Frogs. Seder Moed (Festival.)
- Yesod: Foundation. The Sphere of the Moon. “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.” The Plague of Blood. Seder Zeraim (Seeds.)
- Malkut: Kingdom. The Sublunar Sphere. “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.” The Plague of Darkness (oddly out of order here.)
The Magic Bullet (Variant)
Take a similar number of powerful neodymium magnets and anoint them with Inflammatory Confusion Oil. Baptize the magnets and give them names– but names in a set, like Larry, Curly, Moe and Shemp.
Take your framed relic image (assuming that is what you have available) and place the four bullets at the top, bottom, right and left extremes. Orient them so that they appear to be shooting in a counterclockwise direction– a circular firing squad is the metaphor we are going for here.
Then take the magnets and place them on the back/bottom of the frame, pinning the bullets in place with the cardboard, picture, and glass in between bullet and magnet.
Call upon your divinities or spirits to grant you your requests, or write a petition paper and place it below or within the picture frame.
Feed the magnets by sprinkling iron filings mixed with gunpowder onto the bullets, and similarly make offerings of raw pork mixed with red pepper or goofer dust on the eyes and face of your target.
Store this in a remote location, because the pork will spoil.
If one has space, ring the project with sprinkled gunpowder or goofer dust.
The goal with the Magic Bullet variant is not to kill but to cause the subject to become paranoid and disturbed in mind, overwhelmed by fear, and to sow chaos and infighting among that person’s inner circle.
Of course this can be modified to do far worse things, but our aim here is to neutralize rather than kill.
This method can be modified for different types of relics on altar spaces, or increased in power using talismans and elections and many other options. The limit is only your imagination.
Have fun with this one.
Hoodoo Tarot magic against Trump Incorporated.
First, you see the flash…
Cursing President-Elect Donald Trump with death is counterproductive. He is 70 years old and doesn’t look terribly healthy, and if he were to die Mike Pence would replace him. We need to be smarter than that.
We need to shatter what he values and break him as a person in order to neutralize him. He loves his legacy, and that appears in two forms:
- His properties and overall business empire.
- His family and inner circle.
These will be our primary targets.
Today we will focus on the former.
Our endgame is to leave him all alone and confused, utterly emasculated, weeping upon the pile of ashes that used to be all he valued in the world.
Not only will his threat be neutralized thereby, but he will become an example to history.
Everything to follow can be personalized according to your preferences and intuition. Take care when doing so, but experimentation and personalization in magic is often very useful and enjoyable.
Then, you hear the thunder…
Obtain an inexpensive tarot deck and remove Trump XVI, the Falling Tower. Stow the rest of the deck for future projects. (Especially some of those Swords cards. They’re fun.)
Go to http://www.luckymojo.com/products-destruction.html and obtain at a minimum Destruction Oil, Sachet Powder, and Incense Powder. The bath crystals are optional. You may find the iconography on the labels highly suitable for our enterprise. Similarly go onto http://www.luckymojo.com/products-inflammatory-confusion.ht… and obtain Oil, Sachet Powder and Incense Powder. You will be blending the two formulae in each configuration. (Get extra Inflammatory Confusion ingredients for future projects. They’ll come in handy soon.)
Take a flat relic, preferably an autographed picture of one of the Trump dynasty, and anoint the four corners of the paper with the blend of Destruction Oil and Inflammatory Confusion Oil. Put on disposable rubber gloves and draw an X across the paper in Dead Water from The Age of Black Magic step three. Water in which Destruction Bath Crystals and Inflammatory Confusion Bath Crystals have been dissolved can be used as a substitute. If you have access to urine from a black dog, that makes a fine flourish to add as a third ingredient I suspect.
Take an inexpensive black pictureframe from a dollar store and place within it the autographed promotional photo. Place it within the frame upside down, so that if it were to stand on the fin it would be upside down but still visible.
Obtain two $100 bills, or if you cannot afford that $50 bills, or if that is impractical $2 bills. Blacken them away from you (use strokes from the side proximal to your body to the side furthest from your body, as you are projecting power away from you towards your target) with ink on both sides. A thick magic marker will do; a bottle of India ink also may be good.
As an alternative, consider Bat’s Blood Ink. http://www.luckymojo.com/ink-bats-blood.html They won’t be blackened, but they’ll work nicely too. If you choose this option, after it’s dried one can serve as a petition paper similar to the glass version described below and can be inscribed similarly to add some extra punch.
Burn the currency and mix all of the ashes with a blend of Destruction Sachet Powder and Inflammatory Confusion Sachet Powder. You can add gunpowder or saltpeter (potassium nitrate) if you wish, or if you’re really mean you can mix it with or even replace it all with standard graveyard dirt, Seven Suicide Soil or Goofer Dust. http://www.herb-magic.com/goofer-dust.html
Now, take a black Sharpie and use the glass of the picture frame as a petition paper. Write trumptowertrumptower… along the length of the frame thirteen in parallel lines in unbroken script. Then across the width write your curse; bankruptcylawsuitsmisfortuneterrorismfire or something like that. Let that dry.
Now take a small black candle and a large candle that is either green, yellow, brown, or white. (Green represents money, yellow represents gold, brown represents lawsuits and legal matters, and white represents many things including clarity of mind. The black candle represents misfortune and corruption.)
Make thirteen holes into the topmost wax of the large candle, and light the black candle to melt black wax over the top the large candle. Depending on the type of big candle you have, either use up the small black candle or fill the glass tube to the top and save the small back candle remnants for later.
(It is not unreasonable to switch that, and have a big black candle with colored wax at the top– but I prefer the black wax polluting and spoiling and devouring the good that the colored wax represents. Like a cancer.)
Dress the candle. Rub the mixture of oils from the base to the wick pointing away from you– preferably the exact direction of Trump Tower if you can figure this out from Google Maps.
Sprinkle a pinch of the powder onto the mouth of the candle, or as an alternative take a Sharpie and draw a cartoon skull, representation of The Tower, or simply the number XVI onto your left palm. Blow some of the powder from that palm onto the mouth of the candle.
Place the picture frame on the floor or the altar space where you plan to keep it. It should at the minimum be far away from children and pets. It will get a lot of usage.
Take the tarot card and anoint it with the oil mixtures at the four corners and a fifth dot at the center. If you are using a photo, place it near the eyes. Then place the cursed currency across the card, preferably blocking out the eyes of the target. (Some will prefer the tarot card upside down, though face up. Totally up to you.)
Now, take the candle and with its base smash the glass of the pictureframe at the place where the card and currency cross. It doesn’t need to get messy, just give it a nice crack. If it resembles a lightning bolt, all the merrier.
Tidy up the cross made from the tarot card and currency, spit on it, and place the candle over it.
Sprinkle the cursed powders in one or more circles around the candle. Leave some for later.
Recite imprecatory psalms, intone barbarous names, state your wishes, call upon whichever beings are your allies in matters such as these, and light that scary candle.
Do not pull punches. You are the lightning bolt striking The Tower.
Keep the altar space as is, but keep burning more candles until you are satisfied with the results.
(I have omitted astrological considerations and elections. They’re optional, but can strengthen the effect. If you’re capable of doing a malefic election, afflict the Ascendant and Ascendant Ruler when doing the work on the picture frame, and afflict the Descendant Ruler when preparing the candle. The Moon in the via combusta is very mischievous, and that the hours immediately before the combustion of the Moon are often worse than the combustion itself.)
Have fun, kids.
Obtain relics of the Trump dynasty.
Celebrities love giving out signed photographs of themselves and the Trumps are no different. This gives us an opportunity to accumulate a hoard of relics which can be used in numerous ways to cause confusion, suffering, and misfortune to our patients.
Your homework is to write out requests to several of the Trump family members under different names (and different addresses as well, if you can manage it) to gain multiple copies of signed photographs for as many of the Trumps as you wish.
You need more than one of each because you’re going to do different things to each, and some will be ruined or destroyed by the process.
No, just printing JPEGs won’t cut it. Sorry.
You should write a plausibly flattering but short letter of support to each, comment graciously but not obsequiously and ask for a signed photo to add to your collection. Arouse no suspicion for yourself or for others engaged in similar activities.
You may be asking at this point why not just focus on the President Elect alone? I will explain that in a future post.
Donald Jr, Eric, and Barron probably can be reached similarly regarding Ivanka.
I have not yet discerned how to obtain an autograph from Jared Kushner. Let me know if you figure that out and I shall append it to a future post.
Also, someone requested we bring George Soros onto the buffet table of woe. If that’s up your alley, here’s his mailing address *and* a convenient map which can be used in other wicked ways.
I don’t think he’s an evil mastermind that Right Wing media claims; but I don’t like him, and he needs to facilitate topsoil fertilization sooner than later. Or at least be neutralized in some capacity.
One can also obtain autographed items by buying them from eBay.com and similar resources, but that obviously tends to be more expensive.
These are not the only kinds of relics but the easiest for people to obtain. People in the proximity of a Trump property can also take a non-digital photo (an old disposable camera, or a modern instant camera work nicely) of a Trump property logo will also be effective.
I’m sure you can come up with lots of other ideas, but my own experience indicates that digitization mutes the effects of sympathetic magic somewhat, to varying degrees between individuals.
Go forth and prepare for mayhem!